Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?