You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Small penises have feelings too.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol