I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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