I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.