Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
