They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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