That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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