I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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