I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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