yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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