Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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