I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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You. Win. At. Life.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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