I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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