i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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