Do vagina's smell?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Your cock deserves a montage
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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