This dress was meant to end up on your floor
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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