I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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