I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
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my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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