i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
