Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
of course. lets lasso hookers.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
he laminated a picture of his dick.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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