Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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