im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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