I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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