The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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