O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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