do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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