he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"