Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

we're blogging at a bar

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(973): View more from New Jersey

so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night

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(630): View more from Illinois

Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right

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(712): View more from Iowa

slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident

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(416): View more from Toronto

I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.

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(626): View more from California

So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?

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(647): View more from Ontario

Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time

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