hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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