And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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