Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Semen is not good for contacts.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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