I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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