i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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