when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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