This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
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There is no way he is gay with that hair.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It's shark week go big or go home
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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