U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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