your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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