her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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