My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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