He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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