the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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