You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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