Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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