I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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