I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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