I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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