If that was your dad, he is hot
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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