I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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