My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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