what if I'm pregnant?
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No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
she peed on how many people?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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