How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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