She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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