scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Randomize