I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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