just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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