y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
where are you?
Hypothermia
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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