Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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